Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by MisterClean

This is Arizona for you....
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You have given us a "Sense O YUMA"..

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

" You can sell a man a Gold Dollar, just don't try to teach him to hone."
Hirlau

Originally Posted by Hirlau

" You can sell a man a Gold Dollar, just don't try to teach him to hone."
Hirlau

Hone estly?

~Richard

A man finds a penguin walking down the street.

He grabs the penguin and puts it in his car and starts to speed away when a cop pulls him over.
The cop walks up to the car and asks the man what he's doing with the penguin.
"He was just walking down the road," the man said.
"Well, take him to the zoo and I won't give you a ticket for speeding." The man agrees and drives away.
A week later the cop sees the same man drive by and he still has the penguin in the car. He pulls over the car again and says to the man, "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!?"
"Yes," the man says, " I did. Today we're going to the movies."

It's a slow day on SRP,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I could always start up the limerick thread again!

Originally Posted by Utopian

A man finds a penguin walking down the street.

He grabs the penguin and puts it in his car and starts to speed away when a cop pulls him over.
The cop walks up to the car and asks the man what he's doing with the penguin.
"He was just walking down the road," the man said.
"Well, take him to the zoo and I won't give you a ticket for speeding." The man agrees and drives away.
A week later the cop sees the same man drive by and he still has the penguin in the car. He pulls over the car again and says to the man, "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!?"
"Yes," the man says, " I did. Today we're going to the movies."

Sorry but I just had to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ETlTZoF1E

The first time you posted this I dang near died,,, got cramps from laughing,,,,,,,,,,,,

OK, I admit it...