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12-08-2015, 02:03 AM #2941Senior Member
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12-09-2015, 11:46 PM #2942Senior Member
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12-10-2015, 12:17 AM #2943'with that said'
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"Why is it that there isn't enough time to do something right the first time, but there's always enough time to do it over again"?
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12-10-2015, 06:07 AM #2944illegitimum non carborundum
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I like it!
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12-10-2015, 06:45 AM #2945Senior Member
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Two hunters from New Jersey, are in the woods and one collapses, the other phones for help, telling the 911 operator he thinks his buddy is dead. When, she asks “Are you sure?”
The operator hears a gunshot before the guy comes back on the line and says, “Okay… Now what?”
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12-12-2015, 01:41 PM #2946Contains ingredients
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. --Fran Lebowitz
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12-18-2015, 05:58 PM #2947Contains ingredients
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I hate morning people. And mornings. And people.
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12-19-2015, 05:09 AM #2948illegitimum non carborundum
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For the Episcopalians among us...
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He's still 'King of the Quips'....
http://straightrazorplace.com/workshop/18504-welcome-workshop-how-do-i-where-do-i-what-do-i-answers-here.html
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12-22-2015, 02:07 PM #2950Senior Member
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