Thread: Quip Of The Day

I like Clint Eastwoods version.
A mans got to know his limitations

Originally Posted by MJC

Self-trust is the first secret of success

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
essayist, lecturer and poet

This could be a rule for learning how to shave with a straight...

         


rs,
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It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” – Albert Einstein.

Originally Posted by jfleming9232

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” – Albert Einstein.

Why didn't they get it right the first search?

Read this letter in a magazine at the Doctors office the other day, it was written to a California, bus company.

Dear Sir, I would like to commend driver Lea Schroeder for the following reasons:

1. She frequently doesn’t stop for me when I’m waiting at the bus stop, but she always waves as she goes by.

2. If she’s running behind, she tells me, “Sit your butt down”, in a courteous way.

3. She nearly comes to a complete stop now when I disembark, so I haven’t fallen in almost a week.

4. Although she usually gives me wrong instructions on which bus to take, I enjoy riding all around Vacaville on the different routes.

5. The way she suddenly starts and stops, rides the rear bumper of the car ahead, and pulls several Gs of force when she turns corners unfailingly elevates my heart rate. This has obvious health benefits.

Once again, I would like to commend Lea Schroeder for her outstanding work.

Sincerely yours, Robert V

"That's right, the uppper-case shift works fine on the screen but they're not coming out on the damned printer. Hold? Sure, I'll hold."
      --e.e. cummings last call to customer service


rs,
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1897...Dracula feeds on virgins
2015...Dracula dies of starvation.

Originally Posted by Geezer

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

How will ypu let yourself back if you do not have a grip veause ypu let yousrlf go

Originally Posted by whoever

How will ypu let yourself back if you do not have a grip veause ypu let yousrlf go

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