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07-21-2015, 03:39 PM #2411
In vino...expect family planning appointment.
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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07-21-2015, 03:47 PM #2412Senior Member
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We are never drunk only a little toung tied Originally Posted by UKRob
"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
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07-21-2015, 11:34 PM #2413Senior Member
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“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” - Albert Einstein
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........
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07-22-2015, 01:09 AM #2414Senior Member
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Once u can believe a woman telling u she can cook, the easier iris to accept that your always eating out
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07-22-2015, 01:09 PM #2415Contains ingredients
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The shortest distance between two jokes is a straight line.
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TackGeezer likes this.I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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Its just a hand in the bush
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07-23-2015, 12:29 PM #2417Contains ingredients
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Never argue with a fool; bystanders might not be able to tell the difference.
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07-23-2015, 02:54 PM #2418
A tightwad in the hand is worth two suckers in the bush.
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07-23-2015, 05:08 PM #2419Contains ingredients
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I should like that since I don't make any sense either. Originally Posted by Geezer
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07-23-2015, 08:55 PM #2420Senior Member
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A tightwad can afford more than one headache
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