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09-30-2014, 04:22 AM #1411Senior Member
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Neil Miller and Geezer like this.Tallow soap is good cholesterol
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09-30-2014, 04:26 AM #1412
Honest, officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here.
Neil Miller likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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09-30-2014, 04:53 AM #141350 year str. shaver
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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09-30-2014, 03:35 PM #1414
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After 75, put him to bed.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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10-01-2014, 02:09 AM #1415Senior Member
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My mate is going through some sort of mid life crisis. The other day in the pub he confided in me, telling me he had been having troubling feelings for some time, and that now he was sure he really was a fairy and wanted to go by the name of Nuf.
Being broadminded I said 'fair enough' at which point he stormed off to the little girls room.
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10-01-2014, 09:13 PM #1416Senior Member
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Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs
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10-02-2014, 02:35 AM #1417
The hardest years in life are those between ten and 70. -Helen Hayes, at 73
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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10-02-2014, 04:42 AM #1418Senior Member
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A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
Tallow soap is good cholesterol
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10-02-2014, 03:20 PM #1419Senior Member
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit on his ass and drink beer all day.
Tallow soap is good cholesterol
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10-02-2014, 04:24 PM #1420
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
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