Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Honest, officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Originally Posted by mrsell63
After 75, put him to bed.
My mate is going through some sort of mid life crisis. The other day in the pub he confided in me, telling me he had been having troubling feelings for some time, and that now he was sure he really was a fairy and wanted to go by the name of Nuf.
Being broadminded I said 'fair enough' at which point he stormed off to the little girls room.
Women...
Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs
-- Charlotte Bronte,
British author
The hardest years in life are those between ten and 70. -Helen Hayes, at 73
A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit on his ass and drink beer all day.
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.