In vino...expect family planning appointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by UKRob
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In vino...expect family planning appointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by UKRob
We are never drunk only a little toung tiedQuote:
Originally Posted by UKRob
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” - Albert Einstein
Once u can believe a woman telling u she can cook, the easier iris to accept that your always eating out
The shortest distance between two jokes is a straight line.
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Its just a hand in the bush
Never argue with a fool; bystanders might not be able to tell the difference.
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A tightwad in the hand is worth two suckers in the bush.
I should like that since I don't make any sense either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
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A tightwad can afford more than one headache:banghead:(girlfriend)