Quip Of The Day

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Originally Posted by whoever

We are never drunk only a little toung tied

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I remember George Gobel saying "I've never been drunk although I have been overserved."


rs,
Tack

STRESS - A man with a mortgage, a truck payment a wife and a girlfriend ...... all one month past due!

I have been sober for 168 days.   Not in a row, but still..


rs,
Tack

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” Groucho Marx

How blonde is she?   Well, she has a pet zebra named "Spot".


rs,
Tack

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Halp!!! When they said I was delusional...I darn near fell off my unicorn!
~Richard

its been raining for 2 damn days straight

It's Pity the Queen of Jolly Old; She's been reigning for 50 + years.

I arrived in this world with nothing, and I still have most of it...