Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anyone who owns hideous clothing. --Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anyone who owns hideous clothing. --Dave Barry
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There is so much sand in northern Africa that, if spread out evenly, it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
And may a sacred cow leave a holy relic on your lawn.Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
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I always carried a large photo of my x-wife. When needed it scared the hell out of muggers
Or maybe they felt sorry for youQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
When it comes to helping others, some people will stop at nothing.
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Self-trust is the first secret of success
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
essayist, lecturer and poet
This could be a rule for learning how to shave with a straight...