Thread: Quip Of The Day

Good health is merely the slowest rate at wich one can die.

Two men walk into a bar.
The first orders H20
The second says " I'll have H20, too."
The second man dies

I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception

Groucho Marx

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

LOL - I saw a baby today with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas!"

Is better to lose face than a$$
Old Chinese proverb

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

I am starting this new thread to seek out the quipsters, the profound and the downright silly of this forum. No salacious comments and keep it clean.

"I woke up this morning feeling like Methuselah. I shaved a BBS and now I only feel as old as the hills."

Your so dumb you thought criminal intent was a holiday for ex cons

Originally Posted by AndrewJM

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Careful andy, you will have a bunch of hicks in utes with shotguns hunting you down, well either that or they will be asking the vet to denigrate their dog

Can't remember if I have already posted this one, sorry if I have but the thread is too long to check, but it's probably my favourite quip...

There are only 3 types of people in this world...
Those who can count and those who can't

What happens when you play a country music record backward?
Your wife comes back, your truck fixes itself, and your dog lives forever.