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  1. 09-08-2014, 10:17 PM #1351
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    NEWTON'S SEVENTH LAW: A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    ...however the premise that spelling is unimportant is untrue, you still need to know the first and last letters of words.
    yeallr, Dmune...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    sleping es ipmorantt, udder wize u lok ingourent.
    schleppers r ingourent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Miller View Post
    yeallr, Dmune...
    edmund has 2 "d"s in it
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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    Some help here guys....I am not great at bird identification, but from the pic I do know that there are four females and one male...

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    A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose. (David Gerrold)
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    edmund has 2 "d"s in it
    Ossifer Toody forn Rac 45?
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    True story.....Facebook alert at our local swimming pool today.
    "Swimming pool closed until further notice, we have had a code brown".

    One of the comments
    "That's the 4th time this month, what are you parents feeding your children?"

    The swimming pool came back with
    "Going by the size of the problem, alot."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Miller View Post
    Ossifer Toody forn Rac 45?
    Ok neil you have me, i've no idea what that translates to, though in my defence i have had 1.5 hrs sleep in the last 24 and almost 5 hrs in the previous 24.
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    Ok neil you have me, i've no idea what that translates to, though in my defence i have had 1.5 hrs sleep in the last 24 and almost 5 hrs in the previous 24.
    KO, Dmuned! schleppin booty!
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