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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
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    Crime words that sound alike.???
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    The largest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference.
    He gained his girth with too much Pi.
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharptonn View Post
    The largest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference.
    He gained his girth with too much Pi.
    Excellent sharpton, simply excellent......

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    The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water and breeds reptiles of the mind.

    - William Blake

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    In dog years I'm dead.


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    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    Unless you've been reincarnated...
    Smarter than I look or, not as dumb as I look. Whichever you prefer.

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    Reincarnation lets you keep trying until you get it right!
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Believe in your time, the opportunity, the moment, but most of all believe in yourself.
    - Steven H MacDowall
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    "Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." - George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    People that have tools that don't know how to use them
    I find quite a few like that , ... well many. and they can't even change their own tire
    "If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
    "if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
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