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    You don't want to work you just want a job
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    you don't want to work, you just want to collect a paycheck
    "If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
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    you need to pull your weight, around here. get back to work
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    As worthless as teets on a boar hog
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    as useful as a picture to Helen Keller
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    If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
    Success to one, Is failure to another
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Success to one, Is failure to another
    Usually the boss that gave you the project!
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    Yesterday a militant feminist asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships. Apparently, "In HD" was not the right answer.


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