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  1. 07-10-2015, 12:28 PM #2271
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    Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either one of those things is.


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    ... Uhhh. You said Guantanamo...on second thought I am certain I have a calculus 3 test that I an really eager to take and and it clashes with the Gauntonamo trip.
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    Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either one of those things is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by engine46 View Post
    I lost myself. Where can I find me?
    ... mirror mirror on the wall....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    ... mirror mirror on the wall....
    What if you're in the desert?
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    .... find an oasis,,,or smoke a camel....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    .... find an oasis,,,or smoke a camel....
    It would take too long to smoke a camel...............with those humps & long neck..................
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    Quote Originally Posted by engine46 View Post
    It would take too long to smoke a camel...............with those humps & long neck..................
    ....just buy a pack of 20... at the oasis,,,top right shelf,, right beside the bottled water....
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    After I read about the evils of drinking, I swore a solemn oath to give up reading.


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    Quote Originally Posted by engine46 View Post
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    Nice thing about being Scitz...I don't have far to look!
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