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  1. 07-08-2015, 02:03 PM #2261
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Yesterday a militant feminist asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships. Apparently, "In HD" was not the right answer.rs,Tack
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Success to one, Is failure to another
    The secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    The secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures
    The guy at the bottom of the ladder.
    Crap always rolls down hill.
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    No job is done until you bleed on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    No job is done until you bleed on it.
    That's a little too close to home considering the subject of this forum.


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    "AMEN"! To that.
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    Could it be "SATAN"
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    Well, this is considered a cutting edge forum topic
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    Good data always has coffee stains
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    Bill Gates to his stock broker: "No, you idiot, I said 150 million dollars worth of SNAPPLE!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Yesterday a militant feminist asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships. Apparently, "In HD" was not the right answer.i


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