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    Couldavshoula would a :-)
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    It could be the 4th time you drove a car. Your 4th child. Your 4th?????
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    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699 depending upon cup and speaker size. This is considered to be a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


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    4 those who 4got the 5th on the 3rd, Happy 4th !!
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    I'd like DDD that way I have a chance at hiding when she starts throwing things at me.

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    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699 depending upon cup and speaker size. This is considered to be a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


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    Thank you craft beer breweries for making my drinking problem look like a cool hobby!


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    DO NOT trust an atom, they make up EVERYTHING.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    DO NOT trust an atom, they make up EVERYTHING.
    I shall take particular note of that!
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    355/113 - not the famous irrational number Pi but an incredible simulation!


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    I'm supposed to respect my elders, but now it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one.
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    sadly, the young ones will be taking care of us... or will they, they will leav us their phones and computers, only for then to return with it left in the same spot hours / or day later.
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