Thread: Quip Of The Day

Instead of going to Starbuck's, I make my own coffee, mispronounce my name loudly, and light a five dollar bill on fire.


rs,
Tack

Reminds me of the old George Carlin joke, where the new Undercover Cop is buying some dope and the guy says. This sh—will make you feel like the top of your head is coming off.”

The cop says, “Why don’t I just smoke a cigarette and you hit me in the face with a shovel?”

"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean that you shouldn't dance."     --Alcohol


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

Instead of going to Starbuck's, I make my own coffee, mispronounce my name loudly, and light a five dollar bill on fire.


rs,
Tack

You will need to do something for that burnt/over roasted effect, I hear that dropping burnt matchsticks can work...or you could add the ash from the $5 bill...

Originally Posted by MJC

You will need to do something for that burnt/over roasted effect, I hear that dropping burnt matchsticks can work...or you could add the ash from the $5 bill...

or pour it down the sewer, but then you might get sighted by the EPA for hazardous disposal

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Parents today are worried about just two things: What their sons download and what their daughters upload.


rs,
Tack

But, how else will they interact with their digital babysitter :-)

Originally Posted by Tack

Parents today are worried about just two things: What their sons download and what their daughters upload.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by whoever

But, how else will they interact with their digital babysitter :-)

Unfortunately, I suspect that there's an element of truth to that.


rs,
Tack

Kindness, at least actual, is in our power, but fondness is not

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