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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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07-12-2015, 02:46 AM #2291
Does a bear[emoji90] in the woods
Mike
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07-12-2015, 02:52 AM #2292
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07-12-2015, 04:05 AM #2293
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07-12-2015, 05:05 AM #2294
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07-12-2015, 10:32 AM #2295
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07-12-2015, 12:36 PM #2296
If you are no longer covered by your parents health insurance, your manufacturer's warranty has expired.
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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07-12-2015, 02:42 PM #2297
So that's what happened to my golf clubs?~! In the woods yet!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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outback (07-12-2015)
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07-12-2015, 04:43 PM #2298
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07-12-2015, 08:08 PM #2299
This was made for this thread. David Letterman at a live show in San Antonio. He unretired the Top 10 for Donald Trump.
10. That thing on his head was the gopher in "Caddyshack."
9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head!
6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for a delusional, bull... Oh, no, wait, that's me.
5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne.
4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.
3. (tie) If President, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving. AND: That's not a hairdo — it's a wind advisory.
2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he's starring in a new movie entitled, "NO Amigos" (a reference to the 1986 comedy, "Three Amigos," that starred Short and Martin).
1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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07-12-2015, 09:22 PM #2300