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    Does a bear[emoji90] in the woods
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Does a bear[emoji90] in the woods
    A wild one does but not one in the zoo.....................

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    On the ground between the woods in both cases :-)
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    A wild one does but not one in the zoo.....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    On the ground between the woods in both cases :-)
    It could have been between some big rocks...................

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Does a bear[emoji90] in the woods
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    If you are no longer covered by your parents health insurance, your manufacturer's warranty has expired.


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    So that's what happened to my golf clubs?~! In the woods yet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by engine46 View Post
    It could have been between some big rocks...................
    uhhhh, nope, roloDave's image doesn't show rocks
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    This was made for this thread. David Letterman at a live show in San Antonio. He unretired the Top 10 for Donald Trump.

    10. That thing on his head was the gopher in "Caddyshack."

    9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.

    8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.

    7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head!

    6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for a delusional, bull... Oh, no, wait, that's me.

    5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne.

    4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.

    3. (tie) If President, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving. AND: That's not a hairdo — it's a wind advisory.

    2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he's starring in a new movie entitled, "NO Amigos" (a reference to the 1986 comedy, "Three Amigos," that starred Short and Martin).

    1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    uhhhh, nope, roloDave's image doesn't show rocks
    I'm sure Dave's pic isn't of the only bear in the world.......................
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