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    No need for Google, turns out my darling wife knows everything...
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    “Manhood is the defeat of childhood narcissism.” –David Gilmore
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    “There is a difference between being a good man and being good at being a man.” –Jack Donovan
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    i supert publek edukasion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    i supert publek edukasion

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    What size shoe do you wear, black or brown?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    i supert publek edukasion

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    What size shoe do you wear, black or brown?
    Do you want fries with that?
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    “It’s not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.” —Epictetus
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    “You never know who’s swimming naked until the tide goes out.” —Warren Buffett
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    Its five o clock... Somewhere.!!
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