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    "If I were to want your opinion, I would give it to you!" And then the fight started!
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    “Character is fate.” —Heraclitus
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    "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    “Every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    “Space I can recover. Time, never.” —Napoleon Bonaparte
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    Behind every successful man...is a substantial amount of coffee. Anon
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    Famous last words " HEY YALL WATCH THIS" Joe Bob Redneck.
    “ I,m getting the impression that everyone thinks I have TIME to fix their bikes”

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcrideshd View Post
    Famous last words " HEY YALL HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS" Joe Bob Redneck.
    Fixed that for ya Tc
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    Quote Originally Posted by tcrideshd View Post
    Famous last words " HEY YALL WATCH THIS" Joe Bob Redneck.


    Pete <:-}
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    I just read this on a sign outside the local VFW...

    Cigarettes are just like squirrels.

    They are perfectly safe until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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