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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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02-07-2018, 10:17 PM #3321
"If I were to want your opinion, I would give it to you!" And then the fight started!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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02-08-2018, 08:56 AM #3322
“Character is fate.” —Heraclitus
Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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02-08-2018, 02:20 PM #3323
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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02-09-2018, 11:49 AM #3324
“Every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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02-10-2018, 01:05 PM #3325
“Space I can recover. Time, never.” —Napoleon Bonaparte
Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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02-10-2018, 03:35 PM #3326
Behind every successful man...is a substantial amount of coffee. Anon
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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02-10-2018, 05:09 PM #3327
Famous last words " HEY YALL WATCH THIS" Joe Bob Redneck.
“ I,m getting the impression that everyone thinks I have TIME to fix their bikes”
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02-10-2018, 05:45 PM #3328
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02-10-2018, 09:32 PM #3329
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02-11-2018, 02:53 AM #3330
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Thanked: 3795I just read this on a sign outside the local VFW...
Cigarettes are just like squirrels.
They are perfectly safe until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.
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