Thread: Quip Of The Day

Here is a good one, it shows how kids think today. I was telling my youngest daughter 17 that in a few years I am done paying her mother for her and her sister. Her response was what do you do after that just send me and kate the money directly.

I guess they learned well from mom.

THE LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK
Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; You tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .. what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

Originally Posted by Utopian

THE LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK
Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; You tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .. what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

Keep the kids out of this.....

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Not a quip, but...

We should limit politicians to 2 terms.

One in office.
and one in jail.

A bumper sticker on a car I followed this afternoon.

I had to holler at a lab assistant years ago. He was being a good Samaritan and decided to clean some glass ware that he thought was dirty. It was acid washed by me the evening before and was drying to used for a special test. The process left the glassware looking spoty and dirty. It was very clean as he did not know. I left a note not to touch but he did anyhow.

I can remember after that I left my list of rules that my father always harped on me about.
I will list them and see if anyone has ever had these rules hollered at you.

1. If you turn it on turn it off.
2. if you open it close it.
3. if you don't know what it is "leave it alone"
4. if if doesn't fit "don't force it"
5. If it doesn't concern you "don't mess with it"
6. when all fails "follow the directions"

I had to give these to my daughter just the other day.

I had a student assistant decide to wait until the next day to clean and sterilize my surgical instruments. Rather than following the explicit protocol on the wall over the sink, he decided to wait until the next day to take care of them.

Going off-protocol, he did the obvious thing to protect the instruments overnight--he left them soaking in pure bleach.

That was about $1500 converted into brown sludge.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Originally Posted by TaipeiJake

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

wow ... thats good old fashion logic