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    Quote Originally Posted by TaipeiJake View Post
    Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    For some reason that reminded of this.


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    When your friend bets you that he can chug a beer faster than you and when he goes to show you and the beer goes down the wrong 'pipe' and he's gagging and puking; That's Funny!!

    When it's your turn and the same thing happens: Why isn't if funny to 'YOU'
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    quip kwip
    noun
    noun, quip. plural noun, quips.
    a witty remark.
    a verbal equivocation.
    joke, witty remark, witticism, jest, pun, bon mot, sally, pleasantry, one-liner, gag, crack, wisecrack, funny
    verb.
    verb, quip. 3rd person present, quips. past tense, quipped. past participle, quipped. gerund or present participle, quipping.
    make a witty remark..joke jest pun sally wisecrack

    Lets get back to these
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    quip
    Lets get back to these
    To Quip or not to Quip, That is the Quipstion
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    Better, much better!
    "The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."

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    One good quip deserves another.
    Seems we are well e quipped
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    Just one more...then i gotta quip!
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    I wish i could use a quip as well as Indiana Jones!
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    *Insert deep thought/profound statement here*

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    Quip fooling around would ya!
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    For the OP:

    Let's Win One More For the 'Quipper)!
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