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  1. 05-10-2015, 03:58 PM #1781
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    "The problem with quotations on the internet is that it's difficult to verify their authenticity." --Abraham Lincoln
    IF I didn't like my current 'signature' so much I'd use that one!
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    damn gold fish are floating in my platform shoes ... If I remember right they should be swimming :-(
    i should dissemble a disco ball and glue the mirrors to a set of scales :-) that will make for a fun shave
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    You forgot the strobe lights
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    i blame the Maharajah and the acid for that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    damn gold fish are floating in my platform shoes ... If I remember right they should be swimming :-(
    i should disasemble a disco ball and glue the mirrors to a set of scales :-) that will make for a fun shave
    That's a bright idea!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    That's a bright idea!
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    Did you know that 45% of all statistics are made up!
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    And most disasters start with HERE HOLD MY BEER😄
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    Disaster? durned near killed 'er!
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    The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget constraints.
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