Thread: Quip Of The Day

No one goes there any more. It's too crowded. (Yogi Berra)

I saw a documentary about how ships are kept together - it was riveting...

Have you read that book 'Man & Myth'? It's about a trans-sexual with a speech impediment...

I collect empty booze bottles - sounds better than alcoholic, don't cha think?...

I read about a guy in the paper who keeps getting unexplained concussions. He only lives a stones throw away from me...

Apologies to Stewart Francis, who was a trampoline salesman - on and off.

Originally Posted by mrsell63

FOR NEIL.....

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

For Jerry:

A lot of people say PA looks lovely in the spring. I say it looks better in the rear view mirror....

Sorry!

My pal told me 'sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me.'
So I threw a dictionary at his head, HAR!

Adam was the luckiest man ever. He had no Mother-in-law.

Mother-in-law is the only law in which you are guilty until proven innocent.

Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.

A recent scientific study has found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire.

That is quite the quip, Phrank!

Originally Posted by sharptonn

That is quite the quip, Phrank!

My wife found it funny as well, though she did tell me I was wrong, again.

She corrected me by saying, "I only want to set you on fire when I'm pre-menstrual dumba$$!"