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  1. 08-15-2014, 03:37 PM #1271
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    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    The one my ex inhabits.
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    "The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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    I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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    Velcro - what a rip off!
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    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
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    Today you have to moonlight just to see daylight............
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    An honest golfer tells the hole truth.
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    Make crime pay: become a lawyer.—Will Rogers
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    Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous!

    I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say I'm really disappointed.
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    A crowd finds it easier to cheer than to think!
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