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08-15-2014, 03:37 PM #1271
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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08-15-2014, 03:42 PM #1272Moderator
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The one my ex inhabits.
Originally Posted by Geezer
Neil Miller and Geezer like this."The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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08-15-2014, 03:45 PM #127350 year str. shaver
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I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Velcro - what a rip off!Neil Miller and Geezer like this.JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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08-15-2014, 03:48 PM #1274
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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08-17-2014, 08:01 AM #127550 year str. shaver
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Today you have to moonlight just to see daylight............
JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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08-17-2014, 08:01 AM #127650 year str. shaver
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An honest golfer tells the hole truth.
Geezer likes this.JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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08-17-2014, 05:01 PM #1277
Make crime pay: become a lawyer.—Will Rogers
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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The Following User Says Thank You to Geezer For This Useful Post:
Neil Miller (08-18-2014)
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08-18-2014, 03:43 AM #1278barba crescit caput nescit
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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous!
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say I'm really disappointed.
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08-18-2014, 04:09 AM #1279Senior Member
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08-18-2014, 03:53 PM #1280
A crowd finds it easier to cheer than to think!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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