Thread: Quip Of The Day

Will Rogers said,

"There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
and find out for themselves.

Boy, does that smart!!!

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled

-- Plutarch,
Greek historian

"A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice!"
Bill Cosby

Not really a quip, but I had to post this. I'm sure we all have friends we could use it on: http://http://igtfy.com

Read to the bottom once you open the link

If the problem's definition is sound, a computer can help..if not...it adds to the confusion!
~Richard

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.