Thread: Quip Of The Day

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I tried to look up impotence on the internet, but nothing came up.

He who whispers down a well,
About the goods he has to sell,
Will not make as many dollars,
As he who climbs a hill and hollars!

Impotent: Distinguished or well-known.

Originally Posted by Geezer

Impotent: Distinguished or well-known.

I went to the doctors and came back wearing a new suit.
My wife says "what's the suit thing about?"
I replied "the doc told me I woz impo'tent, so I thought I might as well look it..."

ta-da...

I knew my ma-in-law was coming to visit this weekend - when I saw the dog cringing in the corner biting its nails...

I wouldn't say she was a big girl, but the last time she hung her bra out to dry, I caught a camel trying to make love to it...

I have not spoken a word to my mother in law for over a year - haven't had an argument or anything like that, its just that I can't get a word in edgeways...

My mother in law came round last week and I missed her. No matter, I re-loaded and tried again...

I upset my wifes mother last fireworks night - when I fell off the fire...

I call my mother in law 'treasure' - she reminds me of something that has just been dug up...

Last time the mother in law visited I had to ask her to refrain from smoking in bed. She said a lot of women did it. No, not kippers they don't...

Well, "Take my mother in law..............PLEASE"
Rodney Dangerfield.

Was out with the family and the in-laws today visiting Ripley's Aquarium, got home a little awhile ago and was starving so I ate like three cans of Alphabet Soup, and then just took probably the biggest vowel movement I've had in a long, long time!

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