Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by cudarunner

He wrote:
f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmn Which means:
If you can read this you can get a good job in computer programing!!

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Cuda

I'll try harder to be facetious next time. I must be slipping. Remember, you are dealing with an East Coast wiseguy!!
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"Behind every successful man there is a woman, can you picture what I got behind me?"

Rodney Dangerfield quote.....

Behind every great man is a woman who didn't marry me. (Al Bundy)

~Richard

After I finish eating my vegetables, what do I do with their wheel chairs?

I looked out my window and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought "One of us is in real trouble".

-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash



rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by DarthLord

After I finish eating my vegetables, what do I do with their wheel chairs?

Heh, seeing your remark about vegetables reminded of the Meat Eater's Credo..

Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.



rs,
Tack

Behind every great woman is a man who asks what's for dinner.

"...it would be shameful for us to depend for safety on the weapons of others and refuse to carry weapons for ourselves."

The Education of Cyrus
Xenophon ca 370 BC

Originally Posted by MJC

"...it would be shameful for us to depend for safety on the weapons of others and refuse to carry weapons for ourselves."

The Education of Cyrus
Xenophon ca 370 BC

That's funny, I've never heard of weapons that improve safety!

Guys, let's make sure this thread remains about quips.
If it turns into weapons/gun control it will have to go away.

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-Eric, moderator

Sorry, you can remove my post if you deem it necessary! For what it's worth, I was unaware of the policy, but I've read it and keep it in mind.