Thread: Quip Of The Day

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Sign over the blow drier in a men's washroom in Sidney:

Shake excess water from hands, push button to start, rub hands rapidly under air outlet, and wipe hands on front of shirt.



rs,
Tack

...the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong the crisis. (Spock, "Star Trek")
~Richard

Sign over blow drier in men's room at the college I attended - For a lecture from the Dean, push button. Repeat as necessary for more hot air.
........ Nipper

From the world of chemistry,

If you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the precipitate.

Originally Posted by nipper

Sign over blow drier in men's room at the college I attended - For a lecture from the Dean, push button. Repeat as necessary for more hot air.
........ Nipper

Heh, have seen several of that type.





rs,
Tack

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.

~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.

~Richard

Hahaha....that took me a second....excellent!