Thread: Quip Of The Day

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."

R Reagan

"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement."

R REAGAN

"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"

R Reagan

It's funny how axe handles are made of wood...it's like the ultimate, "ferk you!" to trees.

Originally Posted by mrsell63

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."

R Reagan

While my friend razorfeld started this for 'quick one-liner's I hope he forgives me for hijacking his thread a little to some information about a man who was well known for his 'quips' and or short statements of Humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7sP47e8tA

cuda, forgiven, but don't ask me my politics, ever.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

cuda, forgiven, but don't ask me my politics, ever.

While my fathers has been long dead and gone for 14 years this last February 4th at 5:20 pm he used to say that there were three things that you should Never Discuss:

Politics
Religion
And another mans woman

As by doing so you could lose a very good friend with a simple word or statement.

With that said: So What's your take on the way the current administration's handling of the situation in Ukraine?



My apologies my friend, I'm just in a 'Jaunty Mood'! Please forgive me!

I do respect your wishes. I won't ever seriously ask you about politics.

Your Friend: Roy

But I might opine them in a weakened moment and have only myself to blame for the ensuing maelstrom.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

But I might opine them in a weakened moment and have only myself to blame for the ensuing maelstrom.

While I believe that you speak and write two or three languages, could you translate what you posted so an Old Redneck Country can understand without spending hours online translating each 'fancy' word?

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