Thread: Quip Of The Day

The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it -- basically because you feel good, very good, when you are near or with them

-- Charles Bukowski,

German-born American writer

The inexpensive soul is the same but doesn't buy the beer!
~Richard

" I end a lot of my sentences with 'just saying', because ending the sentence with 'dumb ass' would probably be considered offensive"

Originally Posted by Haroldg48

" I end a lot of my sentences with 'just saying', because ending the sentence with 'dumb ass' would probably be considered offensive"

Depends if you are talking to a mute donkey....

For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something

-- Steve Jobs,
American entrepreneur

Life is the only edifice that needs rebuilding every day.

In the mail today, just got one of those Universal Remote controls, wow, once I got the thing working I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"

3M, under the Scotch brand name, makes an adhesive intended for art and display work but also has many uses in our "sport" . The product is called "Craft Mount". In the instructions 3M suggests that to obtain the best results, one should make the bond "while the adhesive is wet, and aggressively tacky."

I did not know what "aggressively tacky" meant until I read Phrank's quip.


rs,
Tack

Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder

-- Henry David Thoreau,
American writer and naturalist

Change "Happiness" to "Honing"....

Originally Posted by Phrank

Sheesh, I refused to believe my road worker son was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Sheesh, Phrank this is Quip of the Day, not Groan of the Day.