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  1. 07-26-2015, 11:49 AM #2431
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    Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anyone who owns hideous clothing.       --Dave Barry


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    There is so much sand in northern Africa that, if spread out evenly, it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.


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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    I always carried a large photo of my x-wife. When needed it scared the hell out of muggers
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