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  1. 07-30-2015, 02:13 AM #2451
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    you may want to check your settings and click on "Auto-correct".
    Or way too many cervezas
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    Or check your cabeza!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    you may want to check your settings and click on "Auto-correct".
    I don't think I've seen "whoever" post anything about a razor, a pic with a razor, DE or straight, or even mention razor's in general except two W&B's at one point....maybe he's on the wrong forum?

    The question is then, does he shave or only quipuazxp?
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    I wish the money in my wallet would have sex and multiply
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    I wish the money in my wallet would have sex and multiply
    Agreed - as long as if there's a paternity suit, I'm the one that get's the cash.....
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    I'm sorry to say that quip reminded me of the scientists who crossed a rabbit and an amoeba, producing an animal that can both multiply and divide.

    Hmm..   unlike American school children.


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    It wouldn't be, if the others in the house would help
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    They're there to bring in the cash! Oh....you meant home?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    They're there to bring in the cash! Oh....you meant home?
    Both would be even better.
    Being I'm the only one working, and getting things ready to shut down the buildings.
    The property is now owned buy another business.
    Looks like after 18 yrs. Im done with boat repair.
    Gee what next.
    Hmmm
    I'd open a house of ill repute, but I'd have to start it by hand [emoji31]
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