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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    This could actually be a quip of the day.
    Gotta have the e-quip-ment to do that
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Shaving is too important to take solemnly!
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    You know you're getting old when an "all-nighter" means you didn't get up to pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaipeiJake View Post
    You know you're getting old when an "all-nighter" means you didn't get up to pee.
    You know my generation all too well!!
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    If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS
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    As I heard it, the BS is a degree foisted upon older students who have paid dearly for the privilege of having a useless piece of paper to be ignored by all possible job interviewers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    As I heard it, the BS is a degree foisted upon older students who have paid dearly for the privilege of having a useless piece of paper to be ignored by all possible job interviewers.
    I was trying not to get a ban for language but I guess your idea is relevant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Batsmurf View Post
    I was trying not to get a ban for language but I guess your idea is relevant.
    Not really a problem on this thread! Allusions are welcome! Illusions keep the thread going.
    ~Richard
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    Hear, hear!
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