Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Geezer

Auto complete ooops or was it?
" The rap star received a standing ovulation!"

lmbo geezer! [emoji23]

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx

I was in Scottsdale, AZ the other day, and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read "I miss Chicago."

So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, "Hope this helps!”

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
Anonymous

I'll have you know I resemble that statement! So here!

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Live each day like it's your last . . . one day, you'll get it right !

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Pintel: “You'll be dining with the captain. And he requests you wear this."

Elizabeth: “Well you may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request."

Pintel: “He said you'd say that. He also said that if that be the case, then you'll be dining with the crew. And you'll be naked."

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

I've reached the age where . . . 'happy hour' is a nap