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  1. 12-31-2014, 04:35 AM #1501
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    Is right!
    They grabbed 500 cars off the street in Minneapolis somewhat south of 32t's area, Snow Emergency don'cha know?
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    I have heard of this! ""When he forget where he parked, he waited at each mall entrance till he spotted the hand that tried to pet his German Shepherd dog through the half-open car window.""
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    They grabbed 500 cars off the street in Minneapolis somewhat south of 32t's area, Snow Emergency don'cha know?
    ~Richard
    This was one of Sundays headlines.

    St. Paul snow-emergency tally (so far): 3,418 tickets, 799 tows
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    Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.
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    Palsy is geriatric twerking.
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    Senior Moments are like vitamins; everyone gets one a day.
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    Next time, give "the gift that keeps on giving": a pregnant cat.
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    The only normal people you know . . . are the ones you don’t know very well
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    Ever stop to think . . . And forget to start again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Ever stop to think . . . And forget to start again
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