Thread: Quip Of The Day

One's mumbo-jumbo is another's science and a third's religion.

~Richard

Being a schizofrenic isn't bad if you get along.

I knew I was at the wrong poker game when I had four aces and the guy across the table had three.

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it."

-- Jean de la Fontaine,
French writer and poet

A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!!

~Richard

Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit; wisdom is not trying to put them in fruit salad.

Thought I'd better alert you to this scam. Be careful...you could be next.

A warning for men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking women come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th and 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday.

So forward to your friends and tell them to be careful!

PS: Wal Mart has wallet's on sale $2.99 each.

Phrank, that ain't no quip but you've outdone yourself (and everyone else)!

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Phrank, that ain't no quip but you've outdone yourself (and everyone else)!

Yes, figured I was broadening the rules with that one, but being that I shave with a straight razor, figured I'm used to living on the edge...with a proper prep of course!

Phrank, you are a real cutup!
~Richard