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  1. 01-26-2014, 01:20 PM #991
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    I was going to tell a prostitution joke, but I think cudarunner is right. It was a whoreable joke anyway.
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    I am offended.



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    I am offsided! Nun like it before!!
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    From playing golf today: "I'd like a few more clubs. I'm 3 clubs short of a full bag!"
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    Playing poker today, I'm three clubs short of a flush!
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    So, I find myself perusing Today's Posts. Who is Tod and why can't I view his posts! This guy seems to be posting to every single thread!

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    This is how my browser views this section.

    --This thread is heading down the crapper quickly.
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    The guy who invented lifesavers made a mint......
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    Athiests have no invisible means of support.
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    I'm an atheist, but I don't practise it a lot...
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    I just lost all "faith" in Laurens.
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