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    In the spirit of the freezing cold, snow rollers, frost quake, arctic vortex weather we're having, thought I share a recent text with you:

    Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:

    "Windows frozen."

    Husband texts back:

    "Pour some luke warm water over it."

    Wife texts back:

    "Computer completely buggered now."

    Have a nice day!!!
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    Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.

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    Warning.....

    When you hear the rattle,
    It's time to skidaddle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsell63 View Post
    Warning.....

    When you hear the rattle,
    It's time to skidaddle.
    ....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Playing poker today, I'm three clubs short of a flush!
    lol, Sounds like someone forgot to fold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsell63 View Post
    The guy who invented lifesavers made a mint......
    What about the guy who invented mints, he is a lifesaver

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    I know it isn't a quip. Just want y'all to know how bad the weather gets here in Texas
    Snow In Houston - YouTube
    Please enjoy
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    Even in the south at 9* and five inches of fresh snow, Always Endeavor To Persevere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirtexan View Post
    I know it isn't a quip. Just want y'all to know how bad the weather gets here in Texas
    Snow In Houston - YouTube
    Please enjoy
    I was working there in 89 and there was a snow storm; about an inch!! It took us an hour from FM1960 and Veterans Memorial to the airport!
    Scary those drivers!! Had 6"+ today and was out and traveling by noon!
    ~Richard
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