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01-29-2014, 08:15 PM #1011barba crescit caput nescit
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In the spirit of the freezing cold, snow rollers, frost quake, arctic vortex weather we're having, thought I share a recent text with you:
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen."
Husband texts back:
"Pour some luke warm water over it."
Wife texts back:
"Computer completely buggered now."
Have a nice day!!!Last edited by Phrank; 01-29-2014 at 08:24 PM.
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01-30-2014, 03:04 AM #1012Senior Member
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.
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01-30-2014, 03:17 AM #101350 year str. shaver
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Warning.....
When you hear the rattle,
It's time to skidaddle.Geezer likes this.JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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01-30-2014, 05:24 AM #1014Senior Member
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....LOL
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01-30-2014, 05:39 AM #1015Senior Member
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lol, Sounds like someone forgot to fold. Originally Posted by Geezer
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01-30-2014, 05:41 AM #1016Senior Member
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What about the guy who invented mints, he is a lifesaver Originally Posted by mrsell63
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01-30-2014, 06:09 AM #1017Senior Member
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If all is not lost, where is it?
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01-30-2014, 07:01 AM #1018Senior Member
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I know it isn't a quip. Just want y'all to know how bad the weather gets here in Texas
Snow In Houston - YouTube
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01-30-2014, 02:44 PM #1019Stay calm. Carry on.
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Even in the south at 9* and five inches of fresh snow, Always Endeavor To Persevere.
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01-30-2014, 10:23 PM #1020
I was working there in 89 and there was a snow storm; about an inch!! It took us an hour from FM1960 and Veterans Memorial to the airport! Originally Posted by Sirtexan
I know it isn't a quip. Just want y'all to know how bad the weather gets here in Texas
Snow In Houston - YouTube
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Scary those drivers!! Had 6"+ today and was out and traveling by noon!
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