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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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02-13-2014, 03:48 PM #1051
When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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02-13-2014, 03:50 PM #1052
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02-13-2014, 09:06 PM #1053
don't know how many will get this , but here in the oilfield , as the young man just got thru working harder than he ever thought possible, soaked in grease sweat , bloody hands ,didn't get to eat his dinner because they done threw it in the pit ,and been called more names than he even knew were in the English language, then got knocked on his butt walking across the floor by the tongs ,, and I just looked at him and said " SO YOU WANTED TO WORK IN THE OILFIELD" tc
“ I,m getting the impression that everyone thinks I have TIME to fix their bikes”
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02-13-2014, 11:34 PM #1054
Moral mileage is often different than common sense!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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02-13-2014, 11:40 PM #1055
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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02-14-2014, 12:07 AM #1056
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02-14-2014, 01:07 AM #1057
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Thanked: 1185Just too funny not to share. Given the recent incursion of Massholes in Florida, it's a dialect I hear quite often, wicked pissah!
Last edited by 1OldGI; 02-14-2014 at 01:10 AM.
The older I get, the better I was
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02-14-2014, 03:08 PM #1058
Happy Single's Awareness Day!
Enjoy watching The Notebook with your cat.
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02-14-2014, 05:21 PM #1059
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Give me ambiguity...or give me something else
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue
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02-14-2014, 05:26 PM #1060
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?