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02-13-2014, 02:48 PM #1051
When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
Phrank likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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02-13-2014, 02:50 PM #1052
You have a full length mirror??
Originally Posted by broger
mrsell63 likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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02-13-2014, 08:06 PM #1053Senior Member
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don't know how many will get this , but here in the oilfield , as the young man just got thru working harder than he ever thought possible, soaked in grease sweat , bloody hands ,didn't get to eat his dinner because they done threw it in the pit ,and been called more names than he even knew were in the English language, then got knocked on his butt walking across the floor by the tongs ,, and I just looked at him and said " SO YOU WANTED TO WORK IN THE OILFIELD" tc
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02-13-2014, 10:34 PM #1054
Moral mileage is often different than common sense!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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02-13-2014, 10:40 PM #1055barba crescit caput nescit
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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02-13-2014, 11:07 PM #1056
Only if is a Siamese twin! Originally Posted by Phrank
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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02-14-2014, 12:07 AM #1057Senior Member
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Just too funny not to share. Given the recent incursion of Massholes in Florida, it's a dialect I hear quite often, wicked pissah!
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02-14-2014, 02:08 PM #1058Senior Member
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Happy Single's Awareness Day!
Enjoy watching The Notebook with your cat.Geezer likes this.
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02-14-2014, 04:21 PM #1059Pagan2003
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I have two:
Give me ambiguity...or give me something else
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue
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02-14-2014, 04:26 PM #1060barba crescit caput nescit
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