Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by mrsell63

Why do we need toilet paper commercials? Who is not using this stuff?

I can think of a few places in the world that don't use TP.

Originally Posted by Warpiper

I can think of a few places in the world that don't use TP.

They probably don't have television either, do they?

I don't always text and drive, but when I do, a state trooper shows up out of nowhere.

Originally Posted by broger

I don't always text and drive, but when I do, a state trooper shows up out of nowhere.

You don't happen to be texting the state trooper?

In the midst of a few friends and a few adult beverages, I uttered a phrase that I can't forget.

"I'm having this drink because I can handle it. If I don't drink it someone who couldn't might have gotten their hands on it."

You gotta hand it to short people sometimes

they just can't reach

Originally Posted by Laurens

They probably don't have television either, do they?

Actually, many of of them don't but even those who do don't use TP. Glad I'm not there any more and glad I had my own TP.

Originally Posted by Warpiper

Actually, many of of them don't but even those who do don't use TP. Glad I'm not there any more and glad I had my own TP.

I rather have toilet paper than television. Maybe we should cast a vote on that.

You cannot write for children. They're much too complicated. You can only write books that are of interest to them

-- Maurice Sendak,
American writer and illustrator

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataahh!!