Thread: Quip Of The Day

Why do we need toilet paper commercials? Who is not using this stuff?

so very true !!!!

I can skin a buck, run a trot line, and a country boy can enjoy a Classic Shave !!

I don't always suck at trash talking, but when I do, I immediately afterwards think of awesome comebacks.

I happen to be the most interesting nitwit in the world, so there......

If one person has an imaginary friend, it's insanity. If a bunch of people have the same imaginary friend, it's religion?

Often the conversations between my selves improve upon my surrounding; one advantage to a split personality!

My MOM always told me. I'm going to whip you until you PEE your pants, then whip you for PEEING your pants.

I hate when I run into people I know at the grocery store and they are like, "Hey man, what are you doing here?" I just want to be like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I had a friend who was addicted to brake fluid but he always insisted he could stop any time he liked