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12-11-2013, 05:18 PM #571Contains ingredients
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I have a feeling that if we don't get back to the quips,,,we're gonna get quipped,,,,
Einstein finally developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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12-11-2013, 05:18 PM #572Senior Member
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It's drier than happy hour at the Betty Ford Clinic
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Why Mr, Simms at the bank was so tight that when he died, that the undertaker had to cut his butt cheeks from side to side just to close his eyes
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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12-11-2013, 06:02 PM #575
Innuendo: Italian for where a suppository should be inserted.
Perhaps that's the reason the Irish lady decked the MD when he told how to use it!
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12-11-2013, 06:17 PM #576barba crescit caput nescit
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Three Irishmen walked by a Pub....
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,,,that ain't right,,,
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CIA has a new covert plan.
They are going to kidnap North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un and tie him to a swivel chair and spin him in an effort to disorientate him.Last edited by hidestoart; 12-11-2013 at 06:31 PM.
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12-11-2013, 09:00 PM #579
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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