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12-12-2013, 02:23 PM #59150 year str. shaver
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110 degrees in the shade. ""It's hotter than a ten-peckered dog'" .
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12-12-2013, 02:25 PM #59250 year str. shaver
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"I'm sorry if I made you cry but your face is cleaner!"
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12-12-2013, 02:46 PM #593Senior Member
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Always look at who is giving the advice, their advice may hurt you but their good advice can kill you.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-12-2013, 02:59 PM #594Senior Member
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A Mouse and Elephant are walking in the jungle when the Mouse falls in a hole. The Mouse yells Mr. Elephant please, Please help. The Elephant thinks for a second and drops his manhood in the hole and the mouse climbs out. Two days later same Mouse and Elephant are once again in the Jungle. This time it was the Elephant’s turn, he fell in a very deep hole. He yells to the Mouse for help the Mouse looks down at what he had and shakes his head then snaps his fingers and yells down to wait just a little while. The Mouse comes back with a corvette and ties a rope to the bumper and pulls the Elephant out.
Moral of the story - With large manhood you don’t need a corvette.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-12-2013, 03:55 PM #595barba crescit caput nescit
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I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.
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12-12-2013, 05:02 PM #596
Procrastination is the only thing I can seem to find time for.
~Richardpfries likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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12-12-2013, 06:14 PM #597Senior Member
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Disneyland is a people trap run by a Mouse!
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-12-2013, 10:39 PM #59850 year str. shaver
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Önce you step in elephant dung, you are in the circus forever" : Durwood Fincher
Once You Step in Elephant Manure You're in the Circus Forever: The Life and Sometimes of Durwood "Mr. Doubletalk" Fincher by Ed GrisamoreJERRY
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12-12-2013, 10:54 PM #599Senior Member
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[QUOTE=mrsell63;1256756]Önce you step in elephant dung, you are in the circus forever"
This explains how the mouse in my story came to own DisneyA veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-12-2013, 10:56 PM #600Huh... Oh here
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You gone and dung it now Mr. hidestoart
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