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  1. 10-06-2013, 10:23 PM #91
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    I thought I was wrong once, I was mistaken...
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    When Auguste Piccard, the designer of the Bathyscaphe, was asked about his record breaking dive (almost 11km deep) to the Mariana trench, it is said he replied: ”we are not the first to go that deep, only the first to return...”
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    you can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him drink. but if you take his knees out from under him, you can hold his head under water till the bubbles stop rising.
    always be yourself...unless you suck. Joss Whedon
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    On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger near the escape key.
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    Life sucks.. but death doesn't put out at all.


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    Having only one * I decline the adventure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Having only one * I decline the adventure.
    ~Richard
    Sheesh, can we say * in here?



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    Always remember Newton's 3rd Law of Emotion, for every male action, there is a female overreaction.

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    Woman was God's second mistake. (Nietzsche)
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    I started hating hipsters before everyone else did
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