Thread: Quip Of The Day

"Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things. One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, dirty thing on the face of the earth and you should save it for someone you love." --Butch Hancock

rs,
Tack

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music" but when I do it I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

rs,
Tack

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.


rs,
Tack

The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart.


rs,
Tack

ps- Come on guys, I'm posting something every other day; tomorrow it's your turn.

This thread might be dead or it could be just resting.

Where there's a quip there's a way
And as such will stay
It will not be bound
While I'm around
So quip away
If not every day
And in quip we trust
As all men must.

Ew, ew a Python reference.. that could be dangerous but I guess we're OK as long as Ernest Scribbler does not post from the grave.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music" but when I do it I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

rs,
Tack

Now That's Funny Right There!

Originally Posted by Tack

Ew, ew a Python reference.. that could be dangerous but I guess we're OK as long as Ernest Scribbler does not post from the grave.

That would be lethal.

No, the jeans do not make you look fat.