Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by stonewolf

Pessimist the glass is half empty a optimist the glass is half full a realist there is room for vodka

And an opportunist is no longer thirsty.

Lol expecily with vodka in the glass lol

George Carlin's take on the glass-half-full meme..

Some people say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty.. I say the glass is too big!

rs,
Tack

Tried a different name on the bathroom mirror last night for the morning - didn't work.

If you loan someone twenty dollars and never see him again, it was probably worth it.

rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

If you loan someone twenty dollars and never see him again, it was probably worth it.

rs,
Tack

A leason right out of one of my favorit movies "A Bronks Tail"

My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, "Don't be Sicily".

Originally Posted by Phrank

My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, "Don't be Sicily".

Since he was in-Surrey-lent I told him " don't be Scilly

Originally Posted by Geezer

Since he was in-Surrey-lent I told him " don't be Scilly

Hahahahaha! Now that was funny!

The Pope is a lot like Dr. Who. He never dies, just keeps getting replaced by white men.