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    Quote Originally Posted by stonewolf View Post
    Pessimist the glass is half empty a optimist the glass is half full a realist there is room for vodka
    And an opportunist is no longer thirsty.

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    Lol expecily with vodka in the glass lol

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    George Carlin's take on the glass-half-full meme..

    Some people say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty.. I say the glass is too big!

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    Tried a different name on the bathroom mirror last night for the morning - didn't work.
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    If you loan someone twenty dollars and never see him again, it was probably worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    If you loan someone twenty dollars and never see him again, it was probably worth it.

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    A leason right out of one of my favorit movies "A Bronks Tail"

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    My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, "Don't be Sicily".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, "Don't be Sicily".
    Since he was in-Surrey-lent I told him " don't be Scilly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Since he was in-Surrey-lent I told him " don't be Scilly
    Hahahahaha! Now that was funny!

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    The Pope is a lot like Dr. Who. He never dies, just keeps getting replaced by white men.

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