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    Take your work seriously but yourself lightly

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    My MOM always told me. I can get Happy in the same pants I got MAD in !!!!
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    I don't always use self-checkout, but when I do, there is something unexpected in the bagging area.
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    Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
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    "I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock today."
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    "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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    "She got her good looks from her father; he's a plastic surgeon""
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    "I can smell it from your voice"
    I want a lather whip

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    The doctor suggested I start drinking scotch more often.

    Did I mention I go by "The Doctor" now?

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    "When in doubt, whip it out".
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