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  1. 01-19-2014, 01:17 AM #941
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    Preventing baldness is simple -- just knot your hair from the inside.

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    Pick up lines for old people:

    "Hey baby, you better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    Pick up lines for old people:
    "Hey baby, you better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up!"
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    Well a picture speaks a 1000 words but a picture with words speaks volumes!

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    There are two rules for guaranteed success: 1. Don't tell all you know.



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    You know, the suggestion on the Hellman's Mayonnaise jar label, "Keep cool but don't freeze", is very good advice.



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    email and facebook..One person's salvation is 'nother's aggervation...and visa versa!
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    Never argue with a dunce. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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    Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
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    Problem with a Pi&&ing contest is everyone gets wet!

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