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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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10-25-2014, 02:42 AM #1441
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10-25-2014, 03:26 AM #1442
Oh no you don't. If it is gone, put it back. I have redefined the meaning of 'Quip' to include the farthest reaches of a quip definition. Your groan is needed to span the breadth of meaning. Quip now includes quip, groan, how could you, snarky sayings and live with it.
My alter ego is condoning and blessing this act."The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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10-25-2014, 03:35 AM #1443
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10-25-2014, 04:17 PM #1444
In another parallel universe life I have a religious doppleganger... my altar ego.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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10-26-2014, 03:03 AM #1445
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Thanked: 522Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
A cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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10-26-2014, 04:04 AM #1446
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10-26-2014, 05:46 AM #1447
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Thanked: 522
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10-26-2014, 06:31 AM #1448
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10-26-2014, 06:40 AM #1449
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10-26-2014, 02:30 PM #1450
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Thanked: 522Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."
With proper diet, rest, and exercise a healthy body will last a lifetime.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.