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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    Sheesh, Phrank this is Quip of the Day, not Groan of the Day.
    I shall withdraw my submission then....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I shall withdraw my submission then....
    Oh no you don't. If it is gone, put it back. I have redefined the meaning of 'Quip' to include the farthest reaches of a quip definition. Your groan is needed to span the breadth of meaning. Quip now includes quip, groan, how could you, snarky sayings and live with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I shall withdraw my submission then....
    Then I want my "Like" back. I thought that was pretty funny!
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    so there!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsell63 View Post
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    so there!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsell63 View Post
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    so there!!!

    This could actually be a quip of the day.
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